7PM
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
(via dangerousperson)
7PM
toast
7PM
BAM MOTHERFUCKERS
(Source: victorianhooker, via queenmrgaery)
May192013
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12AM
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12AM
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May182013
(via afuckingoscarwinner)
6PM
Brovahkiin: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
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